The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for. MARK TWAIN DieFriendshipTroubleWorth
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. MARK TWAIN HonestyLyingShoesTravelTruthWorld
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. MARK TWAIN ConvinceFoolsPeopleReality
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian. MARK TWAIN HumourReligionWisdom
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. MARK TWAIN FindingHateHumourPeopleTravel
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. MARK TWAIN AppearanceDoubtHumourMouthRemoveStupidity
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. MARK TWAIN DieInspirationalLiveSorry
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. MARK TWAIN EffectiveHappinessHumanLaughterRaceRealityWeapon
