I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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