There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAINThe most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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