Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAIN
The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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