I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain Quotes
-
-
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAIN -
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAIN -
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAIN -
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAIN -
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN -
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAIN -
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
MARK TWAIN -
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAIN -
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN -
I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAIN -
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN -
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAIN -
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAIN -
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAIN -
When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAIN -
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAIN -
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAIN -
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN -
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN -
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAIN -
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAIN -
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAIN -
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAIN -
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAIN -
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
MARK TWAIN -
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAIN