I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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