Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINEveryone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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