There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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