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Mark Twain Quote - Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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