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Mark Twain Quote - Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Country Deserve Government Loyalty Patriotism
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Humour Religion Wisdom
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Complete Happiness Inspirational Life Live One Liner Wisdom Worth
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Clothes Influence Man Naked People Society
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Humour Letter Time Writing
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Blind Deaf Hear Inspirational Kindness Language
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Certain Education Ignorance Miserable Path
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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