Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINDon’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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