All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAINDon’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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