A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINDon’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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