Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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