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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Mark Twain

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Finding Hate Humour People Travel
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Finding Honesty Man
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Honesty Lying Shoes Travel Truth World
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education God Humour Idiot Practice School
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Disappear Explanation Humour Life Mad Mystery Remember Stand
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Book Humour Success Writing
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education Knowledge Learning
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Charm Desire Forbidden Speak
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Beat Deep Imagination One Liner Reality Win
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Dog Funny Humour Insult Learning One Liner People
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Humour Religion Wisdom
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man

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