Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINIn the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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