April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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