Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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