Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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