When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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