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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

Mark Twain

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Ambition Dreamss Greatness Hurt People Try
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Die Inspirational Live Sorry
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Dog Funny Humour Insult Learning One Liner People
The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Children Humour Information
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Help Humanity Man Moral Wisdom
Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Book Praise Read
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Born Inspirational Life Positive Reason Success Wisdom
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Finding Hate Humour People Travel
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Humour Man Savage World
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Darkness Deep Healing Human Nature Moon Privacy Sad
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Convince Fools People Reality
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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One Liner People Truth Worth
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Finding Honesty Man

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