Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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