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Mark Twain Quote - Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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