Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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