Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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