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Mark Twain Quote - Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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