If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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