Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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