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Mark Twain Quote - Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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