Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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