Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINReality can be beaten with enough imagination.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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