Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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