Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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