Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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