The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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