There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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