Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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