Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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