When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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