All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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