Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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