Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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