Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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