“I’m not happy all the time, and I wouldn’t want to be because that would make me a shallow person. But I do try to find the good in everybody.”

I’m no angel if that’s what you thought you found. I was just the victim of a man that let me down.

Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.

If you’re feeling a little low, put on a pair of high heels and stand a little taller! Always works for me!

If you’re feeling a little low, put on a pair of high heels and stand a little taller! Always works for me!

You’ll never do a whole lot unless you’re brave enough to try.

Photos can’t capture all of the fun.

You’re not going to see your dreams come true if you don’t put wings, legs, arms, hands, and feet on ’em.

I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.

Fall is a season to slow down and take stock of what we’re grateful for.

You can’t really make people be any different than what they are.

Remember, she’s an eagle when she flies!

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

I always love being in the studio.

If your hair’s too busy for flowers, your shirt’s a good spot for ’em!

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

When someone shows you their true colors, believe them.

If I succeed in putting some warmth and love into the work, then it will find friends.

A good job isn’t something you go out and find, it’s something you discover while you’re working.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it.

If you don’t know who you are, a university is an expensive place to find out.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

I’m not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

I am trying to find myself. Sometimes that’s not easy.

Determine that the thing can and shall be done and then, find the way.