Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
MARK TWAINA banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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