“When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,”

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

To me it is more beautiful than a topless club

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.

I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

Religion has the same goal

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

To date or not to date that is the question.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?

The banked oval tracks are obsolete tracks for Indy cars.

When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.

At the end of your life, it’s friendships, emotions and thoughts that you take with you, rather than what’s in your bank account.

I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again.

The Oslo Accords in 1993 determined that the Gaza Strip and the West Bank are a single territorial entity which cannot be divided.

The European Central Bank has only the first. It has no commitment to keep employment up.