All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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