Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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