The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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