It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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