A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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