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Mark Twain Quote - It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Information Media Newspaper
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Effect Let Go Pause Time
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Humour Man Savage World
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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History One Liner Past Repeat Rhyme
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Allow Broken Heart Option Priorities Self Love Yourself
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Confidence Ignorance Life Patience Success Victory
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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One Liner People Truth Worth
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Cheer Happiness Praise Self Love Yourself
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Emotion Inspirational One Liner Sincere
Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Book Praise Read
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education Knowledge Learning
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Adsence Courage Fear Master Resistance
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Certain Education Ignorance Miserable Path
My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Alcohol Book Funny Genius Water Wine Writing
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Brave Courage Dog Flight Inspirational
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Book Desire Imagination People Read
The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Children Humour Information
Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Country Deserve Government Loyalty Patriotism
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Funny Humour Inspirational Tomorrow
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Change Politics Reason
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Advantage Education Knowledge Man Read
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Give Up Human Nature Humour Smoking Time World
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Born Dead Death Fear Inconvenience Inspirational Suffering

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