If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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