Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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