Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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