A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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