It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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