Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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