Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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