Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born. ERMA BOMBECK BodyBornChildrenDeepMomPregnant
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. ERMA BOMBECK HomeResultStopWork
Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children. ERMA BOMBECK ChildrenFunnyParentsRewardSurvive
I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. ERMA BOMBECK ExerciseInsectInspirationWoman
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? ERMA BOMBECK FunnyPiecesTravel
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ERMA BOMBECK BedBoredomFamilyMom
