People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
ERMA BOMBECKIt seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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Success is outliving your failures.
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Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
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There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
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I read one psychologist’s theory that said, “Never strike a child in your anger.” When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he’s recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
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Cats invented self-esteem.
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