I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
ERMA BOMBECKErma Bombeck Quotes
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I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
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Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.
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If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
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Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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