If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINLoyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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