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Mark Twain Quote - The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Allow Broken Heart Option Priorities Self Love Yourself
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Help Humanity Man Moral Wisdom
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Die Inspirational Live Sorry
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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One Liner People Truth Worth

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