April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINThe dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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