If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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