If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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