Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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