Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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