I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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